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Three Girls and Viagra

Pornstars,Sex,Women | Friday February 20 2009 9:46 am | Comments (2) Tags: , ,

In typical fashion I come home from a long day of work ready to unwind, read a bit, drink a bit, and get ready to go out. I walk into my house and a naked girl greets me at my front door. I would have taken her right to my downstairs bedroom, but I heard more voices upstairs so I went to investigate. Upon reaching the second floor, I see Nick (a friend of mine in the porn business) snapping photos of another naked girl. At that point, I learned that there was another girl who is no doubt naked on my third floor. I figured I would pick one and go to my room. Little did I know that all three were ready to play.

I quickly came up with what I thought was a marvelous idea…Viagra! I had never taken one, nor had the need, but I was told if you take one (and don’t actually need it) you get a hard-on that lasts forever. In my stupid mind, banging 3 girls all night and never losing wood was a sweet idea. I ran and got the Viagra, downed a shot, and got ready to have a wonderful porn star 4-some all night with the help of my magic blue pill.

So here it goes one girl naked holding the video camera, another girl stripping down on the side of my bed, and another girl with her mouth on the JewC aka Jewish Cock. My dick was so sensitive due to the Viagra that I didn’t last more then 20 seconds before the girl shot up with a shocked look on her face and a mouth full of JewCJuice. “Did you just cum?” she mumbled, to which I replied yes I think I did! The other girl hadn’t even gotten naked yet and my night was over. They tried to wake JewC back up, but he wouldn’t wake, he was dead and my spirit was broken.

The girls left to go home and I was left on my couch with a cock that didn’t work. I was actually worried it would never work again! I ordered a pizza and sat to think of how stupid I am. About 30 minutes later, I got in the car and drove to the pizza shop. The second I walked into the shop, the Viagra hit me and I was hard as a rock! I had no idea what to do, so I went about my business and rushed home. My hard-on lasted two and a half hours!

I think that day god was laughing at me. To give me three girls and a dick that didn’t work and then curse me with no girls and a dick that worked better then it ever did was a horrible joke. I have since learned that some men have a very sensitive reaction to Viagra and cannot use it because of that. I wish I had known that beforehand!


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2 Responses to “Three Girls and Viagra”

  1. Distance says:

    I’ve got a few Viagra sitting in my medicine cabinet but I’m kind of terrified to use it for this exact reason.

  2. kaylie says:

    you totally dreamnt this! also, i don’t think it’s because you were sensitive to the drug rather that you didn’t let it digest into your blood stream which could take up to 45 mins…anyone who has ever taken any kind of drug should know that!

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