Slap A Hoe Tribe — Girls That Like To Be Slapped

Sex,Women | Monday February 2 2009 12:13 am | Comments (5) Tags: , , , ,

One day I was bored out of my mind, a day not unlike today, so I started reading MySpace bulletins. I came across a girl who looked just like my type: stripper highlights, fake tits, and even a few tattoos! I read her bulletin, made a reply, and we sparked up a conversation. I was sad to hear that although her profile said Florida, she had moved to New Jersey a week before. I figured she would be in Florida soon enough so I should continue making conversation. Sure enough, like all my conversations with women, the subject turned to sex quicker then you can actually say the word sex.

So in my talks with this wonderful girl (who we will call Rachel), I learned that she liked to be slapped in the face during sex. Not just regular light slaps, the kind of slaps that you wouldn’t even use if you were a pimp trying to collect money from your hoes. This girl liked it hard and hadn’t found a guy who could give it to her hard enough. That being said, I have never slapped in the face. Not that it wouldn’t be fun, I just would rather not hit a girl in the face and then have her turn around and claim that I beat her up later on down the road. I also honestly never thought of it. Well Rachel now had a new idea in my head, and as I have always said new ideas in my head are more often than not horrible ideas in which I think are absolutely genius until it’s too late.

After maybe a week or two of talking to Rachel, she told me she would be coming to Florida soon so I better practice her slapping fetish. After asking a few girls I could not find anyone to practice on and I was beginning to run out of options until one day a girl, who we will call Daphne, walked up to me in a club. She said you’re Rachel’s friend Lizard, aren’t you. I of course said yes I am and we got to chatting. A drink here, a dance there, and Daphne got all hot and bothered. She asked if I wanted to go back to her place for an after party she was throwing. I went but said to myself: “Self, don’t do anything with Daphne, Rachel is her friend and is way hotter, plus she will be your entrance into the slap a hoe tribe”

When I walked into Daphne’s apartment, I noticed that no one was inside except me and Daphne. She turned to me and said “Rachel sent me to see if you were any good” and literally grabbed the JewC out of my pants faster then a stripper pulls a $100 out of your hands when you dangle it during her pole dance. In the middle of going at it, Daphne tells me she likes being slapped too and I should slap her. I was so shocked by this that I think my first hit wouldn’t have killed a fly. She said slap me harder so I did as I was told. By about the 4th Slap I could not believe a girl was not only taking this sort of abuse, but that she actually liked it. No let me rephrase that, she loved it. At around the 5th slap, I realized how twisted this girl was. She was having sex and being slapped around by a stranger who she had only met because her friend in a different state that met me on MySpace told her to have sex with me. I don’t know what came over me or what porn movie I could have possibly got this idea from, but I picked Daphne up, tossed her on the ground, slapped her around a bit, and came right on her as she was on the ground begging me to slap her harder then I already was.

The next day I got a call from Rachel saying she was flying out that weekend to see me but I could continue with Daphne to hold me over. Two days later, Daphne and I picked up Rachel from the airport. We couldn’t even wait to get back to my house and ended up with a slap fest in the back seat of a Range Rover. That being said, Rachel ended up living at my house for a bit over a month. She liked women even more than I did, and got them to do things I wouldn’t even dream of asking. It was one of the best months of my life and to this day I still do not think the things that took place during that month were real. It had to have been a dream: from going into the dressing room at the strip club with Rachel and a few strippers while all the rest watched, to restaurant bathrooms with our cute waitress or even that one time in the vet’s waiting room when I was picking up my dog. Yes, Rachel was a wild one but all good things must come to an end and it did in fact come to an end.

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5 Responses to “Slap A Hoe Tribe — Girls That Like To Be Slapped”

  1. sonny s says:

    Good story…girls who liked to be slapped around are interesting…i have some experience in that department, fortunately or unfortunately depending on how you look at it!

  2. John P says:

    This is one of the greatest stories I’ve ever read in my life.

    a) You’re my hero.
    b) I can never tell anyone I know about this article.


    • LV Lizard says:

      John, thanks for the comment, hopefully it will be the first of many. This isn’t even close to the stories I have in store for my viewers. If I am a hero because of this story, please check back for new posts as I plan to become a GOD. As far as never telling anyone about this article……….. Cut the lizard a break: tell your friends, tell your family (…maybe not your mom or sister), tell random starngers you meet on the street, and above all else tell your readers!

  3. Alexa says:

    Yeah, well, they’re not the only girl who liked to be slapped during sex. I happen to get off on that as well. It’s a pain trying to find someone who’ll do that, too. Sad.

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