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I honestly don’t know what to say, as that was one of the funniest replies I have read. The goal of this site isn’t to brag about what I have done. It started because I would often write my stories down and share them on a few Internet forums. People were praising the stories and enjoying them so I thought why not make a site to share the entertainment with the world. You, Mike, are entertaining. I welcome you to post as many witty replies as you can come up with, and I thank you for reading what I have to say.

That being said, the people in my stories would only want to kill me if they knew I was actually sharing stories about them. I did have protection for a little while when one of John’s threats was actually serious and I did run into him at a very bad time. It is a story that will be released soon enough. With that in mind, I often roll with a few guys much bigger than myself because my mouth is a lot bigger then my body. I say and do whatever I want and worry about the outcome; thankfully I only run into a few issues here and there.

Regarding Jesus, I’m a Jew so I don’t believe he was resurrected in the first place let along coming back to pass judgment on everyone. I know there is a God and I’m sure he doesn’t like me very much. On the day I die by asphyxia from fake boobs, a massive police shoot out, a gang or mob hit, or hitting a wall at 200MPH I’m sure God will invite me into the gates of heaven, have a nice cold beer with me, let me look down on Pam Anderson butt naked, and then remove the cloud from under my feet causing me to fall down into the depths of hell. Lucky for me I think the Devil and I will make good friends!

I used “all that and a bag of chips” because I am in the 5th grade. I’m already pimpin’ out my bitches and have 16 different mopeds. My rides is phat bling, when I’s be whippin down the streets, days be just starin’ at me, wishin’ they live my life in tha 218. And by the sounds, I’s be startin’ younga than you’s!

The above being said, I’m just calling it how I see it. What exactly are you expecting from bragging about your lifestyle, all you own, and all you’ve done? Jealousy? Are we supposed to bow down before your awesomeness? If it’s such a great lifestyle, why do PimpC and John want to kill you? And again, with all that money, fame, friends, fast vehicles, big tits, and private army of cybernetic stripper ho’s, you’d think you could easily defend against pretty much any threat. No?

So I’ll just leave it at this: Jesus is coming back, and when he judges everyone, he’ll deal out some righteousness, just you wait my friend. You’ll see.

God praise thee.

Your biggest buddy,

Mike

I am not “all that and a bag of chips” but I am clearly better then you because the last time I heard anyone use the term “all that and a bag of chips” was in 5th grade. I wish I was naive enough to think that nobody on earth posses a threat to me, but if that were the case I would post my name and photos. What do you think would happen if PimpC, John, or any of the other individuals I write about would do if they saw this blog? I would end up dead in the streets.

That being said, you sir are not a threat to me or my way of life. Calling me an arrogant douche does nothing to my self esteem because all I need to do is go out to my garage and choose one of the two six figure vehicles currently occupying my garage, take a cruise down to the bar, and leave with any woman I choose. Hopefully that last line made me seem as arrogant as humanly possible so that you have something to get upset about.

Thank you for giving me a reason to write.

Your Friend,

LV LIZARD

But you sound like an arrogant douche. That makes it un-funny to me. And not reavealing your real name an identity just makes it easier to lie. Thus = douche. If you’re going to brag that you’re all that and a bag of chips, and claim that you truly “don’t care what people think”, then balls-up and post your name and photo. Clearly nobody is a threat to you, so what’s the issue?

I look forward to your witty response!